Wait but hear me out
- ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
- hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
- slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
- gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
when someone reading in class and your name is in the story
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
August is like the sunday of summer vacation
Waited 4 years and 10 months to finally say it: Happy August 1st 2014 Supernatural fandom! Don’t forget to hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it’s made of gold!
sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
this is the the greatest thing ive ever read
…it gets better